Joke Section

This is the blog's joke section. If you have a funny joke, then post it, and we will put it up. Here are some jokes for now.

1. How do you get a tissue to dance?

A: Put a little boogie in it!

2. What do you get when you cross a horse with a zebra?

A: YO MAMA!

3. Yo Mama so fat, when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered all the prices!

4. What happens when you follow our enchilada recipe?

A: YO MAMA!

5. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because yo Mama made it cross the road!

Thank you for listening!

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We will reply if you do!

Right now, you can post a reply to this Hot-Topic-Question:

Question: If you were a comedian, (Someone who tells jokes for a living) then what would you be like, and what jokes would you tell?

Just leave a reply and tell us your answer. If you want us to post it on the home page, just say so, and we will!

Thanks!

COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT!!

The Story of Bob and Joe

This is the story of Bob and Joe.... It's more of a legend, really. Here it is.

Once upon a time there was a clown, named Bob. She was already kind of stupid, but that was nothing compaired to how she soon would be.  When Bob was wandering around, something hit her. Like, really, HIT her. She lie face down in the mud, and turned to see her brain, lying on the ground beside her. Her head didn't hurt. "I can face anything, if i can live without a brain!" She shouted, but of coarse was not thinking. She wandered far until she met her enemy, Joe. But Bob was so stupid that she forgot that Joe was her enemy.

 "Hey, best friend!" Bob said.

"Waa, huh? you- you-- aahhh!!" Joe stuttered, and fell on the ground. 

Bob wanted Joe to be stupid too, so she grabbed a chocolate bar and threw it at the back of Joe's head. Bob already knew that chocolate was Joe's weakness. Joe woke up, and saw her brain on the ground.

"Buddy!" Yelled Joe. 

And to this day, Bob and Joe wander around, on the internet and outside, making people stupid by being random and dumb, and by throwing chocolate at the back of people's heads. Beware of Bob and Joe! You too could be stupid like them.

And, no, the picture has nothing to do with this story.

New things since you last visited.

As I am sure you have all noticed, the blog has had some changes since you last visited. We have a new mascot, Mr. Enchilada. His picture is on the far right. We also changed the way our title looks. The title looks like cheese it melting all over it! Cool, huh? That was created by our very own Joe. Bob made Mr. Enchilada. We hope you like all the changes!

Contest

Just reminding everyone about the contest going on. We need funky, random, or weird pictures of animals to put up! We will put the pictures on the blog and make a poll for the finalists.

-Bob and Joe

I Like Enchiladas Managers

Taco Town!!!

This is a hilarious fake commercial about the most awesome taco in the world. Watch this funny video!

http://www.hulu.com/watch/1447/saturday-night-live-taco-town

Enjoy!

Amazing Cupcakes

OK, these cupcakes are just too amazing NOT to advertise. I didn't know what they were at first! I know I would like to eat one! I really like the one with the strawberry on it. And the cherries.

The Voki Chipmunk

Get a Voki now!

Monkey

Mr. Monkey right here is so cute I just had to put him up!! Tell me what you think about him in the comments :) And People besides Billy comment, please.

Hamster playing the piano and eating popcorn

If you click on this link it will take you to a very funny video about a hamster playing the piano and eating popcorn. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KourNZt0EKk&feature=related

Watch it, but ask your parent's permission first. There is nothing bad in this video, but just to be on the safe side you'd better ask. 

WeeMees

Take a look at our kewlio WeeMees!! The brunette is Bob, the blonde is Joe.

This funny picture that Billy sent it for the contest. "Why there are not any unicorns today". Well, this picture pretty much says it all. Everyone give a round of applause for Billy's one of a kind picture! :::CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!!!::: BTW, the unicorns are saying, "Hate to break it to you, but we're both male"

New Contest: Unusual animals

We are having a contest, that will be going on for a few days or so. Here is the contest:

FUNKY, WEIRD, UNUSUAL ANIMALS!!

All we want you to do is send us a link to a picture of an unusual, funky, or weird animal, then add a description, and we will put it up on the home page for the world to see. Here is me and Joe's example, "The giant anteater". The picture above shows a very large and weird animal, who eats ants, and looks like a furry elephant, except smaller. They also have long, LONG tongues that come out of their long nose, and use it for sucking up ants to eat. Like a vacuum, sort of. Please give a round of appluase for the giant anteater! 

:::Clap, clap clap clap clap!!:::

These Tacos are to Die for

If you could eat a taco that was so good that you turned out like the people above, would you? Well, we know those people did. Of coarse, those bottles in their hand could be POISEN! But we would rather look at the bright side, which is that those bottles hold cola and orange soda. Or maybe those tacos are expired. Where are they anyway? Taco Bell? That's no Taco Bell I've ever seen.

We would like to give a special thank you to Billy, the contributer of this funny photo. Thanks, Billy!!

Enchilada Recipe

Since we have been getting so many comments about an enchilada recipe, I am going to give you a delicious one.

Delicious Enchiladas

1 cup of melted red wax
a big chunk of styrofoam
5 dirty dish towels
9 gallons of garlic
a bunch of tortillas

Mix all indgredients together except tortillas and stuff mixture inside tortilla. Garnish with some spaghetti noodles and cool whip.

Thank you, thank you

Thank you for all of you kind comments. (Well, some were kind)

I am sure that DC and DB will love reading them.

Oh, and be sure to make our special recipe!! You can have it for any meal! Stay tuned for more YUMMY recipes.

If you have any funny pics that you want put on the website, please leave a comment with the link to the picture, and we will put it up.

Please, keep them coming, and tell all of your friends about this website.

We appreciate it!

Mr. DC

Hello again everyone!! As you can see below we have Mr. Dancing Banana, and we would like to introduce one of his good friends, Mr. Dancing Cheese!! He will also be competing on Dancing With the Stars next year. We wish them both good luck, and know they will do well!!

Our friend, Mr. Dancing Banana

I'm sure that You all have heard of our amazing and talented friend, Mr. Dancing Banana. You can call him Mr. DB for short. He is our very best friend, and he was in our class in Kindergarden. Make sure to tell Mr. DB that you said hi, and wish him good luck for when he competes on 'Dancing with the Stars'. I'm sure he will appreciate your kindness.

First Post by Joe!

Hey everybody, and welcome to the randomest blog on earth! Basically this blog has nothing to do with anything important and is just random (hopefully funny). Enchiladas are really cool so thats why we named our website "I Like Enchiladas". Here is a nice recipe that I came up with but has nothing to do with enchiladas!

Kid-Friendly Casserole

1 cup brain juice (no need for the store)
17 gallons mustard
1 cup red paint
2 cups old toenails
1 pound whole avacadoes
7 pounds broccoli stems
2 tubes super glue

Mix all ingredients together in huge mixing bowl and pour into baking dish big enough to hold all of the mustard. Bake in the oven on 759 degrees for 5 hours or until completely blackened.

Hope ya'll enjoy the recipe!!

-Joe

Enchiladas

No, we have never ever had an enchilada BTW, but that does not change anything.  They look really tasty on the computer, and probably taste like tacos. Eat one next time you go to your local Taco Bell. If you look on the left, you will see that they look YUMMY, thank you very much.

No, Don't ask us why there is spaghetti on top of the enchilada, because we don't know.

Problem solved.

Welcome to our blog!

Welcome to our new blog, newbies.  

On this website we will add only funny random things. Like, for example, dancing bananas, or singing tacos, or whatever else is on our mind. Enjoy, and if your brain explodes from reading these random things, then i suggest you find a hospital, and you might want to get all that brain juice off of that floor before it stains.