Bob's Birthday

This is Bob. Bob's birthday is this saturday!!! September 12! Yay! I can't tell you how old I am, but if you know me or Joe we can tell you! For my birthday you have to each give me $$100,000,000,000,000,000,000!!!!!! And be sure to get it to me by.... in ONE HOUR!!! HURRY!!!

Haha gotcha!

Bob is Back, and is lovin egg!

Thanks, thanks, please stop clapping. :)

Yes, Bob is back and ready to start some funny stuffs. Keep coming back for a new poll, posts, links, pics and more!!

Thanks, Joe, for those hilarious pictures. I loved the taco-cat!

The beach was fun, but I had to come back a day early... Oh well!! Here is a funny link, to a website with a video called "I love egg". It is really funny, and Korean. (translated into English)

Just be sure that you go to the top left button that says English on it, otherwise you will just have to learn how to speak Korean.

www.iloveegg.com

(click on gallery for the funny videos, click on products for shirts and junk, click on cartoon for a comic strip, blah blah blah, etc ect.)

WARNING: WEBSITE TAKES A FEW MINUTES TO LOAD. JUST B PATIENT! IT WILL COME UP SOON!

Bob's going to the beach!!

Bob is leaving to go to the beach tomorrow, (saturday) so Joe will be posting in my place. Bob might be able to post pictures of the beach, Orange Beach, to be specific, so keep getting on to be informed of Bob's vacation.

See ya soon, or in a week.

Bob.

The Story of Bob and Joe

This is the story of Bob and Joe.... It's more of a legend, really. Here it is.

Once upon a time there was a clown, named Bob. She was already kind of stupid, but that was nothing compaired to how she soon would be.  When Bob was wandering around, something hit her. Like, really, HIT her. She lie face down in the mud, and turned to see her brain, lying on the ground beside her. Her head didn't hurt. "I can face anything, if i can live without a brain!" She shouted, but of coarse was not thinking. She wandered far until she met her enemy, Joe. But Bob was so stupid that she forgot that Joe was her enemy.

 "Hey, best friend!" Bob said.

"Waa, huh? you- you-- aahhh!!" Joe stuttered, and fell on the ground. 

Bob wanted Joe to be stupid too, so she grabbed a chocolate bar and threw it at the back of Joe's head. Bob already knew that chocolate was Joe's weakness. Joe woke up, and saw her brain on the ground.

"Buddy!" Yelled Joe. 

And to this day, Bob and Joe wander around, on the internet and outside, making people stupid by being random and dumb, and by throwing chocolate at the back of people's heads. Beware of Bob and Joe! You too could be stupid like them.

And, no, the picture has nothing to do with this story.