Thursday, May 28, 2009

The Story of Bob and Joe



This is the story of Bob and Joe.... It's more of a legend, really. Here it is.

Once upon a time there was a clown, named Bob. She was already kind of stupid, but that was nothing compaired to how she soon would be.  When Bob was wandering around, something hit her. Like, really, HIT her. She lie face down in the mud, and turned to see her brain, lying on the ground beside her. Her head didn't hurt. "I can face anything, if i can live without a brain!" She shouted, but of coarse was not thinking. She wandered far until she met her enemy, Joe. But Bob was so stupid that she forgot that Joe was her enemy.
 "Hey, best friend!" Bob said.
"Waa, huh? you- you-- aahhh!!" Joe stuttered, and fell on the ground. 
Bob wanted Joe to be stupid too, so she grabbed a chocolate bar and threw it at the back of Joe's head. Bob already knew that chocolate was Joe's weakness. Joe woke up, and saw her brain on the ground.
"Buddy!" Yelled Joe. 

And to this day, Bob and Joe wander around, on the internet and outside, making people stupid by being random and dumb, and by throwing chocolate at the back of people's heads. Beware of Bob and Joe! You too could be stupid like them.

And, no, the picture has nothing to do with this story.

1 comment:

Shane Ivey said...

(1) I read the story of Bob and Joe and it broke my heart.

(2) Won't someone throw a chocolate bar at the back of that fuzzy kitty's head??

(3) We found a wild kitten at my job today. It was tiny, going MEW MEW MEW, really loud. Its mom cat was with it at first but ran off and didn't come back. One of the people at the office took the little kitten to the vet to make sure it's healthy and find it a home.

The End.